Hi. Welcome to my lifestyle blog. I write and comment on the hilarity that is dating, and may also include occasional cute pictures of puppies and links to food porn. I started this adventure in 2008, took a little break, and now I'm back.
"Lets Get Out of Here": Code speak for 'lets go to a different location where I can hopefully progress from first to at least third base.' Note - this does not mean 'Lets get some ice cream.'
Pseudo Crush: a crush that is either unattainable, embarassing or that has simply not progressed past the point of facebook stalking or an accidental drunken text message. It is possible, and acceptable, to have many pseudo crushes at the same time.